Welcome to a.L.interpretations.   I'm Lacey, your Chief ImaginEngineer. 

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You're here because you're struggling to get the attention of your desired audience: the elite 1%. 

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They hold the purchasing power that can determine whether your brand sinks or swims -- but they're slipping through your fingers. 

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That's not to say attaining a kung-fu grip isn't within your own grasp.

 

THE PATHWAY TO POSITIONING THAT PAYS

 

Enter, Caliente-Caliber Copywriting, a comprehensive white-glove service that takes all the guesswork out of marketing & business design strategies that are enhanced purely for optimum brand reach, client acquisition & retention, including: 

• Relevant visibility strategies & other precious resources that will finally -- but firmly -- boot you from obscurity; & 

• Necessary messaging tweaks that target pain points 

 

What's more, I deliver these materials & resources via an exclusive mastermind so you can make sales from the 1% and return your brand to solvency. 

 

Whew!

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Caliente-Calier Copywriting is currently available for a one-time investment of $4997 USD to participate in an active community for four [4] months.

 

How's that for full transparency?

 

WHAT WE'RE NOT GONNA DO....

 

Let's not engage in the ever-seductive dance of filling out condescending appointment applications for sales calls that posture & without fail eventually leave us both frustrated & emotionally drained.
 

Let me help you get to where you deserve to be. 

 

Win-win!

 

TOLSTOY HAD A POINT, BUUUT....

 

Leo Tolstoy's War & Peace is literary excellence of the ages.  In it, the Russian author posits, “The two most powerful warriors are patience & time.”

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I dig that, but time is of the essence.  An even greater book called the Holy Bible cites, "For the Kingdom of God is not a matter of talk, but of power." ~ 1 Corinthians 4:20

 

Checkmate.

 

All the professions you made in the past about (re)starting your business have come home to roost.  Face them or square up with the inevitable challenges that will come with the economic free-fall.

 

Allow me to put it into perspective for you: many households will fall well below poverty lines with the pending depression - a catastrophic economic event this country hasn't seen since 1929 to 1939.

 

The colonoscopy you get every trip to the gas pump & grocery store is just the tip of the iceberg.  The elite 1% will be looking for ways to protect their assets & feel good about themselves while doing it. 

 

Fortunately, this is where your brand comes in.  How you position yourself will be key.

 

WHY ABC ["ALWAYS BE CLOSING"] IS DEAD

 

The elite will be searching for relevant products & services that will grant the best return on their investments, while sighing sighs of relief that they're not like us commoners.

 

The lame sales scripts & tactics of the past 30 years are obsolete.  ABC ["Always Be Closing"] has been rendered obsolete. 

 

In fact, your prospects are prepared to battle with you for even thinking of closing them.

 

Find out the CURRENT sales framework that is used in heavy rotation by successful 6+ figure-earning salespeople around the world, across various industries.  Find out why closing is no longer where it's at.

 

Now is your prime opportunity to equip yourself with the messaging skills, along with the resources & contacts necessary to get your brand back in operation.  

 

It is possible to be equipped with premium targeted content that converts -- then retains -- the elite for the long-haul. 

 

And I can help you do it. 

 

WHAT'S INVOLVED?

 

• Tasty Lead-Capturing Content
  This time will be spent creating a definitive flair to your lead-capturing content, announcing your arrival as your market’s solution.  Through targeted assessments, scripts & other supportive resources, we’ll examine -- then refine -- your, “So what?!”

 

• Authority Advantage
  This content will be dedicated to examining the playing field of your industry & where you fit in.  Complete the Machiavellian reconnaissance mission, you can expect to be set apart to get the coveted attention of the clients of your dreams.

 

• Tell Them a Story
  Master a series of story design sprints that will be an immersion in productizing your premium services. Get equipped with project management concepts minus the Agile business design price tag.

 

• Banish the Blank Screen!
  Focus on building content strategies centered around a singular goal & the desired audience that this precious content must reach.  Savvy, relevant resources will be made available to inspire & support you in this endeavor.

 

• Pathway to Personalization
  Create meaningful content that speaks directly to the struggles, desires & needs of your clients. Personalization through assessments, chatbots & drip e-mail campaigns will be examined, drafted, then executed to showcase empathy & authenticity.

 

• Ready? Aim! Get Social!
  Get equipped with social strategies to ensure your expert content will get the leverage it deserves. Enjoy whip-smart "A-ha!"s during this round.

 

4-MONTH MASTERMIND VALUE: $11997

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BONUSES

• Bombabstic Resource Bonanza! Resources that Make Your Content Go 'Round
  These influencer connections, links, business book crib notes, app recommendations, Agile [Scrum] principles, marketing frameworks, business design exercises & growth hacks will be shared with the intention of priming your content to be shared with the masses.
  
  BONUS VALUE: $12997

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• Four [4]  15+ minute masterclass interviews with advanced, published service design & marketing experts who have cracked the code to effective messaging — with big brand experience to boot. You might want to sit down for this, as these gracious thought leaders have the goods that help put your brand back in black.
  
  BUSINESS VALUE: 🔥📈 $4997! 📈🔥​

 

• Weekly Office Hours
  Sunday evenings 6p - 8p CST.   Your copy reviewed.   Your questions answered.

  • 120-minute Customization Sessions.

  • Pick ONE messaging OR positioning challenge for us to examine together.  [E.g., e-mail content, FB or Instagram posts, LinkedIn articles, etc.]
     

        BONUS VALUE: $10800

 

• The Perfect Persona: Writing to Engage, Endear & Establish a Faithful Following
  This handy eBook illustrates how to stand out above & beyond your competition by developing writing personas that will engage, endear & establish a faithful following. A supplemental workbook chock full of engaging exercises will be provided to practice developing your own.
  
  BONUS VALUE: $57

 

BONUSES VALUE: $28851

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4-MONTH MASTERMIND VALUE: $11997

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TOTAL VALUE: $40848

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YOUR PITTANCE TOWARDS A
GREATER TOMORROW:
$4997 USD

 

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GET TOP OF MIND SO YOU WON'T GET LEFT BEHIND

 

Sign up TODAY for relevant bonuses that are like sweet cheat codes that pay bills.   And then some.

 

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No hyperbole.  

 

No fluff that sounds cool. 

 

No cookie-cutter crap that will eventually collect digital dust in your Downloads folder.

 

No theories that haven't even been tested.

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No empty words from the top of my head, nor from the tip of my tongue.

 

No hair-brained ideas with absolutely no clear path to your desired client.

 

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In short, no BS.

 

Just real tangible results that you can implement & reap.  Finally.

 

LET’S DO THIS!

 

I'll be excited to see you on the inside.  

 

The honor will be all mine to support a gaggle of go-getters who are authoritative as all get-out, & ready to get their high-ticket expertise out of their heads & onto some immaculate squeeze pages & sales calls, as well as into some warm e-mail sequences.  Let's not forget some sweet paid in full invoices, am I right?! 

 

Look, no one wants to be stuck at the base camp of Mount Everest. ⛰️   Let me help you achieve the summit of your genius. 💡

 

On the other side of limitation is possibility. 

 

Come, join me on the climb. 🧗⛏️ 

 

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Ok, we’re scheduled to set up basecamp Monday, 10/24/2022, at 7pm CST.  

 

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Run! Don't walk! 👉 Escape to the Elite HERE 🏃🏼‍♂️  

Let’s do this!

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BONUSES VALUE: $28851

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4-MONTH MASTERMIND VALUE: $11997

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TOTAL VALUE: $40848

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YOUR PITTANCE TOWARDS A
GREATER TOMORROW:
$4997 USD

 

 

 

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Run! Don't walk! 👉 Escape to the Elite HERE 🏃🏼‍♂️  Let’s do this!

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Questions?   eMail: alinterpretations.net@gmail.com

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